So, what’s new(s)

I tend to find elections as exhaustively exciting as being the host of a bingo parlor because no matter what numbers roll out of the hopper, who yells “Bingo” or those muttering words having fewer consonants, editors win.Every election is good for news editors in the same way it is for stand-up comics: No matter who wins, there’s a punchline.All jokes aside — at least for ...