A friend texted me a few days ago and said, “You’re going to need to issue a retraction.”
I responded with a very articulate and intelligent, “Huh?”
She then texted a picture of my first column of the year, entitled, “2020 Promises to be Awesome!” Maybe awesome wasn’t the correct word.
Another friend posted on Facebook, “Dear Mom, you once threatened to slap me into next year. Does that offer still s…