Lick this, and tell me what you see

Tasked with the final bit of literary craftsmanship before the permeance of ink is applied, the absurdity of my week was so extraordinary that my unconscious thoughts took the opportunity to play the role of comic relief, narrating my editorial duties like Elwood Blues from the 1980 film, “The Blues Brothers”.“We need 700 words with less than six hours till deadline. You’ve got a...