Ode to the penquins, museums, and Jose Francisco

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Shed a Little Light

The little guys in black and white Live miles away and do not bite They eat fish, they just relax Why does their island need a tax?

“Two tiny, remote Antarctic outposts populated by penguins and seals are among the obscure places targeted by the Trump administration's new tariffs. Heard and McDonald Islands - a territory which sits 4,000km (2,485 miles) south-west of Australia - are only accessible…