THE LAW, THE LEGEND, THE LEGISLATURE

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'Which Texas congressman, known for his hot tub parties and whiskey-soaked charm, secretly funneled millions to Afghan rebels in the 1980s, helping turn the tide against the Soviets with a war cry of “We’re gonna stick it to ‘em”?'

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