CHECK YOUR MIRRORS

Questions for Mother Goose the next time I see her: --I know that Jack fell down and broke his crown, but you really don’t tell why Jill came tumbling after. What up with that? Was the hill some sort of death trap? Did she do so in order to make Jack feel less a clutz? Was concussion protocol inforced before his next trip to fetch water? --Why in the name of all that is holy did you have Jack…