Check Your Mirrors

My yard has varicose veins and doesn't seem to care. I guess the upside is that the mower (that's me) gets a break, but seeing as yard work is my main form of exercise that's not a good thing. The cracks are widening and spreading and any day now I wonder if I'll come home and find my dogs missing. The rains will come when they come, but for now we truly 'weather' the lack o...